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THE AFTER PARTY The After Party is a new comedy streaming on Netflix.  It’s about a rapper named Oh! (Owen) who is struggling to make it in hip-hop and his manager/best friend who will stop at nothing to get him signed.  Oh! suffers an embarrassment during a show early on

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BEDAZZLED Do you remember Bedazzled?  No?  Well, it wasn’t a super popular movie.  It was one of those films that you caught on cable in the early 2000s.  You know before 9/11.  Oh, don’t reference 9/11 in a light-hearted review of something old, you say?  Well, tell that to these

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THE HAPPYTIME MURDERS Let’s make a movie where we take muppets and put them in an R-rated comedy.  The Framework can be that of a 1940s noir film.  Fast-talking detective, beautiful dames, murder mystery.  Doesn’t that sound awesome?  Then why does The Happytime Murders fail so miserably? THE PLOT The movie

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MOVIE NEWS Late August is always a slow time for movie news.  A slow time for the industry as a whole.  No big movies come out this time of year, and everyone is getting ready to go back to school. There are a few things going on that are worth

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DARKMAN Twenty-eight years ago this week Sam Raimi gave us Darkman. Raimi wanted to make an homage to the old radio and movie dramas, but he couldn’t get the rights to either The Shadow or Batman. So, instead, Raimi decided to create his own hero, and Darkman was born. TIME

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CRAZY RICH ASIANS Crazy Rich Asians is the new romantic comedy from the guy who brought you Justin Bieber: Never Say Never, and G.I. Joe: Retaliation Seriously, check out Jon M. Chu’s filmography.  It’s filled with a bunch of terrible movies and now this one. The movie is based on

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NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS Generally on Monday, we do movie news, but honestly, nothing is happening.  It’s late August.  This is a traditionally slow time for movies.  So instead I’m going to rant for a little bit about something that’s been on my mind.  The fact that movies suck

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MAJOR LEAGUE Start humming “Centerfield” by John Fogerty.  What’s the first thing that comes into your mind?  For me, it’s Major League. I can’t even tell you how old I was the first time I saw this movie.  I was young – probably too young – but I fell in

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THE PACKAGE The Package is a new movie airing on Netflix.  A group of friends goes hiking in the woods, and one of them accidentally cuts his penis off with a knife.  The film becomes a race against time to get the penis to the hospital so that doctors can

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MOVIE NEWS Sometimes these movie news intros are long. BOX OFFICE The Meg is tops at the box office this week, having taken in around $44 million.  The shark film provides star Jason Statham with one of his biggest hits ever. SHIA’S BACK Shia LaBeouf may be ready to step

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